1 00:00:04,529 --> 00:00:07,731 Subtitles made by www.roylenferink.nl 2 00:00:07,732 --> 00:00:10,133 Proudly Presents 3 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:12,487 THE HANGOVER PART II 2011 4 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:08,080 With Dr Stuart Price's office. We are closed until the 24th. 5 00:01:08,184 --> 00:01:11,101 If this is an emergency, please... 6 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:20,208 With Dr. Stu Price. I'm getting married so I'm out of the country for two weeks. 7 00:01:20,209 --> 00:01:24,865 I'm not sure if I have reception. Is this a dental emergency... 8 00:01:25,021 --> 00:01:27,446 Nothing. 9 00:01:32,227 --> 00:01:34,946 Dad, you're not helping like this. 10 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:39,343 I looked into his eyes. Not the eyes of a man. 11 00:01:39,435 --> 00:01:42,840 The eyes of a coward. 12 00:01:52,251 --> 00:01:57,458 Tracy, I'm sorry. - Where are you? 13 00:01:59,646 --> 00:02:02,026 It's happened again. 14 00:02:02,179 --> 00:02:04,735 Please don't say that. 15 00:02:04,736 --> 00:02:09,764 This time we really messed up. - What's wrong with you three? 16 00:02:09,950 --> 00:02:12,853 So much. I don't even know where to start. 17 00:02:13,382 --> 00:02:18,614 How bad is it? As bad as 'no marriage'? 18 00:02:19,194 --> 00:02:23,203 Yeah, a little worse than that. 19 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:13,844 You really need to floss more. 20 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:18,691 Fuck off. That's what I come here for. - Then come more often than once every two years. 21 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:22,546 Because then you can take all my money? - I'll never charge you a cent. 22 00:04:23,232 --> 00:04:26,306 How does laughing gas work? - So not you. 23 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,805 Just one sip. 24 00:04:28,889 --> 00:04:31,592 The fillings look good. Any other problems? 25 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:36,748 Actually yes. You are getting married in Thailand. 26 00:04:36,749 --> 00:04:40,283 First, the flight for me and Steph. That's $2,000. 27 00:04:40,638 --> 00:04:44,604 My mother-in-law takes care of the children, he's going to use that against me someday. 28 00:04:44,605 --> 00:04:48,462 Secondly, it takes five days to get there to come. - It's a 16 hour flight. 29 00:04:48,463 --> 00:04:51,694 It's beautiful when you're there. - It's a hassle. 30 00:04:51,695 --> 00:04:55,548 It's quite far. Lauren has been there for a week and still jet lagged. 31 00:04:55,716 --> 00:04:58,040 Her parents are from there and it means a lot to them. 32 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:01,246 Who cares about his parents? Her father hates you. 33 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,913 He doesn't hate me. 34 00:05:03,914 --> 00:05:06,589 He's just never said anything to me. Maybe because of the culture. 35 00:05:06,624 --> 00:05:09,266 Why don't you get married in Vegas, like before? Much simpler. 36 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:14,074 Just be happy for me. It's my wedding. 37 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:22,829 You're really happy, aren't you? - Of course. 38 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,457 Well, then I'm happy too. 39 00:05:31,196 --> 00:05:34,302 Thank you. - It'll be fun. 40 00:05:36,606 --> 00:05:39,885 Put the recipe pad back. 41 00:05:54,384 --> 00:05:57,051 Thank you. You know that's a crime, right? 42 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,788 Laser on. 43 00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:02,846 Was this against your scrotum? - Yes. 44 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:07,630 I just thought of something. - What? 45 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,584 I forgot to renew my passport. - No, right? 46 00:06:10,585 --> 00:06:13,324 Luckily I did that last week. It's in the kitchen drawer. 47 00:06:14,502 --> 00:06:17,971 You're great. - We are a team. 48 00:06:17,972 --> 00:06:22,187 You're a good guy. Really a good guy. 49 00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:27,538 Thank you. - So I know you're not going to get mad. 50 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:30,305 Angry? About what? 51 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:33,027 Alan found out that we... going to Thailand for Stu's wedding. 52 00:06:33,028 --> 00:06:34,672 So what? 53 00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:37,165 He's devastated. You are practically his family. 54 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:42,942 Your family is his family. - Alan's only talking about the three of you. 55 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,690 And that weekend. - Wait a minute. 56 00:06:45,691 --> 00:06:49,517 Does he keep calling and then hanging up? - He does that when he's upset. 57 00:06:49,518 --> 00:06:52,568 He doesn't understand why he wasn't invited. 58 00:06:52,569 --> 00:06:56,521 Can you casually ask Stu? 59 00:06:57,445 --> 00:06:59,910 For me? 60 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:06,659 Absolutely not. - It's killing him. 61 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:10,772 I don't care. You were almost not invited either. 62 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:15,876 I really understand. Alan considers you as one of his best friends. 63 00:07:15,877 --> 00:07:17,818 I consider Alan insane. 64 00:07:17,819 --> 00:07:21,594 Doug already said he'll pay for everything what he eats or breaks. 65 00:07:21,595 --> 00:07:24,589 We'll have to see if we can get that old one can have the bachelor party paid for. 66 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:26,958 Fine. - Glad you said that. 67 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:30,536 Because this is the bachelor party. 68 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:33,161 What? - What are you talking about? 69 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:35,855 This is my bachelorette brunch. Be crazy. 70 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:39,986 Have chocolate pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress. 71 00:07:40,455 --> 00:07:45,231 That's nonsense. You can't miss a bachelor party. 72 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:48,843 Do you see that? Orange juice with a napkin on top. 73 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,707 Do you know why? So that no one gives me roufis. 74 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,658 Why refuse to eat cantaloupe at a bachelor party? 75 00:07:54,659 --> 00:07:58,742 Aren't you overreacting a bit? - No, I don't think so. 76 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:03,839 I am still the broken pieces of putting together my psyche. 77 00:08:04,686 --> 00:08:08,268 And do you know what the glue is? Lauren. 78 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,149 I don't do anything to ruin that. 79 00:08:10,186 --> 00:08:12,279 Without us you would be now haven't been together. 80 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:15,061 This is going to be good. - Think about it. 81 00:08:15,063 --> 00:08:18,436 You pulled Melissa aside and two years later you meet the one. 82 00:08:18,437 --> 00:08:21,738 If you take Vegas out of that process it was you married a cunt. 83 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,886 It's okay. I can say something like that at a bachelor party. 84 00:08:25,887 --> 00:08:30,331 Drink up, everyone. Wait, there's no alcohol. Forgot, we're in a family restaurant. 85 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:33,660 It's my final decision. A toast? 86 00:08:33,661 --> 00:08:36,133 This sucks. I'll wait in the car. 87 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:39,213 Where are you going? - I don't understand. 88 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:42,069 He is getting married in Thailand. That's great for him, but what about us? 89 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:45,026 He's just selfish. Come on, honey. 90 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:48,700 Shame on you. 91 00:08:51,012 --> 00:08:53,689 Don't worry, Stu. I support you no matter what. 92 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:55,629 Thank you. 93 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:58,726 You just have to help me with Alan. 94 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,849 This means a lot. 95 00:09:02,885 --> 00:09:05,731 Alan has been waiting for the invite since he knew there would be a wedding. 96 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:10,502 That's okay. - It's at the mailbox every day. 97 00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:16,889 That must have been tough. - I think he never left Vegas. 98 00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:19,866 He really needs this. 99 00:09:20,396 --> 00:09:25,914 What? - Honey, it's me, daddy. You have visitors. 100 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:29,003 Go in slowly. Give him time to get used to it. 101 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:38,192 Hello, guys. Hello, Phil. - Hello, buddy. 102 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,317 Would you like to come in? - Please. 103 00:09:43,318 --> 00:09:45,490 Absolute. 104 00:09:51,539 --> 00:09:54,549 I'll see you at the track in half... 105 00:09:54,746 --> 00:09:58,020 Nice room, Alan. - Thanks, Phil. 106 00:09:58,021 --> 00:10:02,719 My father pays my rent. - You would erase this. 107 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:07,837 You promised. - What is this? 108 00:10:07,838 --> 00:10:10,831 I don't like this. You can't have that. 109 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:15,769 Calm down. Nobody ever comes here. - Total breach of trust. 110 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:18,249 I've finished my lunch, mother. I'm just sitting here. 111 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,051 Sorry, honey. I'll be right there. 112 00:10:21,361 --> 00:10:24,285 Great that you're coming by. - Wait a minute. 113 00:10:24,286 --> 00:10:27,759 Is that Mr. Chow? - Yes, we are still in touch. 114 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:33,558 Chow, who kidnapped us? - He kidnapped black Doug. 115 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:37,715 That was a big misunderstanding, wasn't it? He's really very charming. 116 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:41,730 He's a criminal. - Sorry, guys. 117 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:45,231 Are we not having dessert anymore? I didn't get that memo. 118 00:10:45,268 --> 00:10:48,348 I'm sorry, honey. I'll be right back. 119 00:10:48,349 --> 00:10:50,899 Will a cupcake kill you? 120 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,980 This wasn't such a good idea. - We have a little surprise for you. 121 00:10:55,494 --> 00:11:00,352 Stu, would you like to invite you to his wedding. - Only if you have nothing to do. 122 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:07,375 Maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town. - No, they play somewhere else. 123 00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:13,656 Do you really mean it? Are you inviting me? 124 00:11:16,604 --> 00:11:20,074 Why not? That'll be fun, right? 125 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:24,498 Are you going too, Phil? - Naturally. 126 00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:28,858 Then it will be fun. 127 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:37,597 What are you doing? 128 00:11:38,121 --> 00:11:41,618 That's my immunization. It's the last day I can do that. 129 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:46,877 A registered nurse should do that. - That's me, just not qualified. 130 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:50,963 Look, Stu. I bought this because I thought of you. 131 00:12:28,338 --> 00:12:30,437 There he is. - Hello, Stu. 132 00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:34,123 Teddy, how are you? 133 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,498 Who is that guy? - Teddy, Lauren's little brother. 134 00:12:38,603 --> 00:12:41,701 He's studying medicine at Stanford. This is Phil, Alan and Doug. 135 00:12:41,702 --> 00:12:45,445 Nice to meet you. -Stanford? How old are you? 136 00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:50,140 He's 17. A genius. - Actually, I'm 16. 137 00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:53,160 I'm not a genius. My father let me take the entrance exams earlier. 138 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:55,363 Because you're a genius. 139 00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:59,077 Are you a doctor? - Not yet. I study medicine. 140 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,712 Ever heard of Doogie Howser? - Yes. 141 00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:07,759 He turned out to be gay. It's true. I read that in Teen People. 142 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:12,592 I'm going to buy a book for the plane. Do you want something? 143 00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:16,014 No, thanks. - I would like a Smartwater. 144 00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:19,791 Nice. 145 00:13:19,828 --> 00:13:22,648 What's wrong with you? He's 16. - Take it easy, Alan. 146 00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:26,170 I'm confused. Will he come to us alone now? wave goodbye? How does that work? 147 00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:29,749 How does what work? - Is he going to the wedding? 148 00:13:30,562 --> 00:13:34,507 Yes, Alan. My bride's little brother comes to the wedding. 149 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:37,533 Are you okay with that? - I'm hearing that for the first time. 150 00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,831 You could have paged me. 151 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,637 Don't overreact. It's going to be fun. 152 00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:51,861 Can I sit down? - Only for the wolf pack. 153 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:55,117 Find another seat. - There is no wolf pack. 154 00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:59,284 No problem... - Don't be an idiot. You sit here. 155 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:03,113 Carefully. That's a Louis Vuitton. 156 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:07,769 Thank you. 157 00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:15,637 That's a nice neck rest. - Thank you. 158 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,998 You can use it if you want. 159 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,906 Darling. 160 00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:50,034 This is so incredibly beautiful. Thank you very much. 161 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:53,143 Naturally. - Between Teddy and me... 162 00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:56,795 you must be excited. Soon you will have two doctors in the family. 163 00:15:56,903 --> 00:16:01,330 In my country becomes a dentist not really considered a doctor. 164 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:02,814 Dad. 165 00:16:03,892 --> 00:16:07,217 I have to talk to Teddy about his awesomeness performance before going to talk tonight. 166 00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:15,435 I'm very sorry. - Dad's kind of obsessed with your brother. 167 00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:19,225 Teddy is my father's showpiece. That's how it's always been. 168 00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:23,453 He'll come around. I promise. 169 00:16:23,455 --> 00:16:26,313 Fax it and I'll pick it up at the counter. 170 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:30,051 Thanks, Dad. 171 00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:33,148 That was my father. I am a 'live-at-home son'. 172 00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:36,579 We were talking about your wedding gift. It may cost anything. 173 00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:39,568 That is absolutely unnecessary. 174 00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:44,333 This is a fishing village. Is there too a Long John Silver's on the island? 175 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,174 I don't think so. Sorry. 176 00:16:47,892 --> 00:16:52,046 We serve great fish here. - Better than Long John's? 177 00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:55,751 Yes. - I'll judge that. Have a nice evening. 178 00:16:55,752 --> 00:16:58,612 You too. 179 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,716 Thanks, Teddy. 180 00:17:45,212 --> 00:17:50,242 The hands of a brilliant musician. And one day a great surgeon. 181 00:17:52,911 --> 00:17:58,268 I admit it. When I met Stu for the first time I wasn't really sold. 182 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:03,125 He seemed unattractive. 183 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:06,300 He lacked intelligence and imagination. 184 00:18:06,847 --> 00:18:10,693 He missed that spark you look for are looking for a man. 185 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,968 But, then I looked into Stu's eyes... 186 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,349 he reminded me of my dear brother. 187 00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:25,508 Chai Yo. Those who don't know Chai-Yo, him is disabled and lives in a home. 188 00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:35,075 But Chi-Yo loves Chow. And then I realized... 189 00:18:35,076 --> 00:18:40,333 Stu is Chow. - What is 'Chow'? 190 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,062 Chow is soft, white rice, soaked in warm water. 191 00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,763 It has no taste. 192 00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:51,730 We give it to little babies and very old people. 193 00:18:52,371 --> 00:18:55,764 It is food that everyone can digest. 194 00:18:56,303 --> 00:19:01,933 The world needs Chow. Just like the world needs people like Stu. 195 00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:08,577 To my sweet daughter and Stu. Congratulations. 196 00:19:09,061 --> 00:19:11,849 Cheers, guys. 197 00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:17,120 I think Teddy wants to say something now. 198 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:21,257 Sit down. I'll do this. 199 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:24,261 Sit down, boy. 200 00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:26,580 That was a great speech, sir. 201 00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:31,572 I liked that comparison between Stu and rice nice. 202 00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:37,199 I also prepared a few words. 203 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,254 Hello, everyone Now a few fun anecdotes. 204 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:47,085 63 million people live in Thailand. It is twice the size of Wyoming. 205 00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:50,914 Mainly textiles, footwear and rice exported. 206 00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:57,192 About 13,000 people come every year in traffic accidents in Thailand. 207 00:19:57,193 --> 00:20:01,968 The climate of Thailand is... - Go on to the last card. 208 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,511 Good. Sorry. 209 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,555 No one knows Stu like I do. 210 00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:15,293 Not you... 211 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:18,984 No one knows Stu like I do. 212 00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:23,349 Nobody. 213 00:20:23,351 --> 00:20:27,083 I can't tell you what we experienced because we have concluded a treaty. 214 00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:29,422 More important than blood. 215 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:34,525 I can tell you that this is not Stu's first marriage. 216 00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:38,465 It was a few years ago there's a whore in Las Vegas... 217 00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,727 It's time to sit down. 218 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,836 I should have left that out. - You did great. 219 00:20:44,837 --> 00:20:47,694 Thanks, Phil. 220 00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:57,990 In your face. 221 00:21:00,814 --> 00:21:04,262 That wasn't exactly like that I expected it. 222 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,515 Sorry. 223 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:11,148 How's it going, Rice Pudding? - Very funny. 224 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:13,372 Be nice. He's extra sensitive tonight. 225 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,333 Get used to it. He's your father-in-law. He's supposed to hate you. 226 00:21:16,836 --> 00:21:19,485 Have a drink with me and the boys. 227 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:23,768 I'm exhausted. We go upstairs and sleep. 228 00:21:23,769 --> 00:21:27,088 I just spoke to the manager. We can make a bonfire on the beach. 229 00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:30,406 That sounds nice. - Yes. 230 00:21:30,972 --> 00:21:33,360 Don't do that. - He's tired. 231 00:21:33,665 --> 00:21:36,276 A drink with your friends. They came all the way here. 232 00:21:36,277 --> 00:21:39,824 I want to be with you. - Do me a favor and come along. 233 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,540 Take Teddy with you. 234 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:46,215 He never has so much fun. - Great idea. Take that child with you. 235 00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:51,089 One drink then. - See you later. 236 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:54,212 Do you have your key? - Yes. 237 00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:57,737 See you in 20 minutes. 238 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:03,580 My Uncle Roger said that once has seen an albino polar bear. 239 00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:06,069 Real? - Polar bears are white... 240 00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:08,975 how does he know if it is an albino? 241 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,752 This one was black. 242 00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:17,404 Wasn't it a black bear? 243 00:22:20,826 --> 00:22:24,529 Who cares. - Here we go. 244 00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:27,377 American beer. 245 00:22:27,378 --> 00:22:30,963 Sealed bottles. - Thank you. 246 00:22:30,964 --> 00:22:34,713 I'm not really old enough to drink. - Yes, that's forbidden. 247 00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:39,132 It would be a shame if someone reported you. - Nobody, report this to anyone. 248 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,778 It's okay, Teddy. Just have some fun. 249 00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:43,910 Carefully. 250 00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:47,187 Are those roasted marshmallows? - Nice. 251 00:22:47,436 --> 00:22:50,083 That was Alan's idea. - Good thinking, Alan. 252 00:22:51,243 --> 00:22:56,531 I have to be honest, Stu, it's paradise here. 253 00:22:56,532 --> 00:22:59,443 Not bad, right? - I can't believe I'm saying this. 254 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:04,305 I'm actually jealous of you. Lauren is an angel. 255 00:23:04,307 --> 00:23:07,901 She's really great. - You guys are sweet. 256 00:23:07,902 --> 00:23:12,040 Not really big breasts, but not bad for an Asian. 257 00:23:12,574 --> 00:23:16,002 Sorry, Teddy, but it's true. - No big deal. 258 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:21,716 That's just plain rude. But still, I'm very happy that you are here. 259 00:23:21,717 --> 00:23:24,747 All of you. Even you, Alan. 260 00:23:25,313 --> 00:23:28,090 It means a lot that you guys made that journey. 261 00:23:28,091 --> 00:23:30,301 Thank you. - I wouldn't want to miss it. 262 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,984 Correct. Can we have our one beer now? 263 00:23:36,427 --> 00:23:39,068 A toast. Get up, boys. 264 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,390 Come over here, Alan. 265 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,770 To Lauren and Stu. 266 00:23:46,771 --> 00:23:50,707 You did it, buddy. - Cheers. 267 00:25:08,035 --> 00:25:10,835 What is this? 268 00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:52,533 What? 269 00:26:19,242 --> 00:26:24,371 I think it happened again. - What have you done? 270 00:26:24,372 --> 00:26:27,242 Nothing. Really and truly. 271 00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:31,082 You have no hair anymore. 272 00:26:31,739 --> 00:26:35,451 No, from above. 273 00:26:40,881 --> 00:26:44,038 Where are we? 274 00:26:51,418 --> 00:26:54,137 I'm scared. 275 00:27:04,329 --> 00:27:06,642 Stu, come out. We have a problem. 276 00:27:15,858 --> 00:27:19,559 Dear help. - Where are we? 277 00:27:22,973 --> 00:27:26,249 Your head, Alan. 278 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:30,102 No, your head. - He's bald. 279 00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:35,050 Stu, you're going to freak out, but you'll be fine. - Why, is it my teeth? 280 00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:37,241 No, it's not your teeth. - Are you sure? 281 00:27:37,242 --> 00:27:39,685 Yes. - Have you looked at the bottom ones? 282 00:27:45,184 --> 00:27:48,481 What is that? 283 00:27:48,837 --> 00:27:52,370 That costs money to wash it off. 284 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,165 It won't come off. 285 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,835 This is a real tattoo. 286 00:27:57,836 --> 00:28:01,480 Did you give me roufis? - I didn't do anything. 287 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:04,059 Stu, he swore it. 288 00:28:05,094 --> 00:28:07,752 What happened? 289 00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:18,454 What is that? - A monkey. 290 00:28:18,455 --> 00:28:22,540 He's wearing a vest. Hello, cute monkey. 291 00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:26,230 Son of a bitch. 292 00:28:27,517 --> 00:28:30,714 Find that phone. - Hello, monkey. 293 00:28:32,298 --> 00:28:34,784 I have him. 294 00:28:34,785 --> 00:28:37,738 Where are you, Doug? - Having breakfast by the pool. 295 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:41,009 Are you still coming down? - Thank God. 296 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:44,611 Doug is fine. Doug is at the hotel. 297 00:28:44,613 --> 00:28:47,632 Why aren't we there? - Where are you? 298 00:28:47,998 --> 00:28:51,595 Don't know. We woke up in a room, in some city. 299 00:28:51,632 --> 00:28:55,516 Which city? - Don't know. 300 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:58,580 Asia City or something. 301 00:28:58,581 --> 00:29:01,166 Don't know. I already told you that. - Where are we? 302 00:29:06,516 --> 00:29:09,251 Stu? - What? 303 00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:12,207 Look. 304 00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:16,519 Have you ever seen anything like this? 305 00:29:22,206 --> 00:29:23,947 What is that? - Carefully. 306 00:29:23,948 --> 00:29:28,096 It could be a spider nest. I've been introduced to that before. 307 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:33,118 I don't understand. We had one beer last night. 308 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,943 You too. - I left early, remember? 309 00:29:36,269 --> 00:29:40,438 I don't know anything anymore. -Tracy felt not feeling well. She came to get me. 310 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,314 Is Teddy with you? -Teddy? What are you talking about? 311 00:29:45,315 --> 00:29:47,930 He wasn't in his room. They have looking for him all morning. 312 00:29:47,931 --> 00:29:50,492 Teddy's going to Stanford, right? - Yes. Why? 313 00:29:54,316 --> 00:29:57,039 I just found his finger. - What? 314 00:29:58,328 --> 00:30:02,953 I just found his finger. - What's going on? 315 00:30:02,997 --> 00:30:07,803 Good. We do it like this. 316 00:30:07,804 --> 00:30:10,857 Tell the girls we started fishing early. 317 00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:13,330 Good. - Stay with your phone. 318 00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:22,290 We have a little problem. 319 00:30:23,682 --> 00:30:26,559 What is that? 320 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,165 We don't know that. - Is that a worm? 321 00:30:30,557 --> 00:30:33,298 It's a mushroom. 322 00:30:34,452 --> 00:30:37,327 A shiitake. 323 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:40,655 He tasted it. What do you think? Is it a shiitake? 324 00:30:40,656 --> 00:30:44,211 He doesn't understand you. - He just did it. 325 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:48,235 Why is he pulling it? - He's probably hungry. 326 00:30:48,236 --> 00:30:51,496 Wait a minute. Is that... 327 00:30:51,498 --> 00:30:55,925 What now? Tell that gay monkey that he leaves my things alone. 328 00:30:55,927 --> 00:30:58,050 Chow? - You guys are crazy. 329 00:31:00,622 --> 00:31:03,223 It's so bright here. 330 00:31:04,236 --> 00:31:08,869 Grab my sunglasses. - It's good to see you, Lesley. 331 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:11,837 Mutual. 332 00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:17,161 What on earth are you doing here? - Alan invited me to the wedding. 333 00:31:17,162 --> 00:31:19,460 Excuse me? - He's my extra person. 334 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,506 You didn't have that. It was $200 per person. 335 00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:24,591 Let's concentrate. 336 00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:28,056 Chow, what happened? - You sent that you screwed up... 337 00:31:28,057 --> 00:31:30,382 and that you wanted to party. 338 00:31:36,004 --> 00:31:39,548 I came to pick you up in my boat and brought you to Bangkok. 339 00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:43,240 That was a sick night, bitches. - Guard. 340 00:31:43,241 --> 00:31:47,127 Wait a minute. Are we in Bangkok? 341 00:31:47,128 --> 00:31:50,351 City of filth. 342 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:55,273 How do I get this tattoo? - Yeah, from a tattoo guy. 343 00:31:55,866 --> 00:32:00,200 Use your big Jewish brain. - What is the monkey holding? 344 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:07,787 That's a finger. - I have bad news. 345 00:32:07,788 --> 00:32:10,618 Teddy was with us last night. 346 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:13,220 That's his finger. 347 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:18,765 Teddy's dead? - No. He was with us all the time. 348 00:32:19,302 --> 00:32:22,795 Where is he then? - Don't you remember anything? 349 00:32:22,796 --> 00:32:25,995 No. - Nothing. 350 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:29,390 I'll explain it all. 351 00:32:29,392 --> 00:32:32,337 Let me sniff to think clearly. 352 00:32:35,026 --> 00:32:36,914 That's a lot... 353 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:46,038 Are you ready for the craziest story ever? 354 00:32:59,721 --> 00:33:02,083 Are you okay, Mr. Chow? 355 00:33:04,558 --> 00:33:06,577 You don't mean this? 356 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:14,687 He's dead. 357 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,765 Help. - Shut up, Stu. 358 00:33:23,766 --> 00:33:26,196 Shut up. 359 00:33:26,232 --> 00:33:29,134 Call an ambulance. - Shut up. He's dead. 360 00:33:29,135 --> 00:33:34,319 If someone likes him with that finds cocaine, we'll serve a life sentence. 361 00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:37,928 Alan, stop crying. 362 00:33:40,137 --> 00:33:43,602 Okay, I have to think for a moment how we solve this. 363 00:33:59,644 --> 00:34:02,981 ICE MACHINE ON THE 15TH FLOOR 364 00:34:17,643 --> 00:34:19,993 This is the worst idea ever. 365 00:34:19,994 --> 00:34:25,570 What the hell is this place? - Population of Bangkok: 12 million. 366 00:34:25,571 --> 00:34:28,152 Put those cards away and help. 367 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,424 The elevator. 368 00:34:35,425 --> 00:34:37,658 I press the button. 369 00:34:40,615 --> 00:34:45,041 What is it with that monkey? - He gets it. 370 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:49,774 Come on. - There is no electricity. The stairs. 371 00:34:49,775 --> 00:34:51,612 Damn. 372 00:34:51,613 --> 00:34:53,271 Come on. 373 00:34:57,955 --> 00:34:59,523 Here it is. 374 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:03,555 Feet first. I've done this before. 375 00:35:08,801 --> 00:35:11,063 Carefully. 376 00:35:30,637 --> 00:35:33,340 Stu. - What? 377 00:35:35,241 --> 00:35:39,269 We still have to find Teddy. - Geez. 378 00:35:47,589 --> 00:35:49,117 The roof. 379 00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:03,606 Do you see him? - No. 380 00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:10,503 Where are you? 381 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,874 He's not here. 382 00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:20,381 How could it happen again? 383 00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:27,009 We will arrange this. You go back. 384 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:30,441 Tell them Alan and I drank with him have become. We still party. 385 00:36:30,442 --> 00:36:35,562 Get married. - No, we're not going back without Teddy. 386 00:36:35,563 --> 00:36:38,931 Laura's brother is lost and injured. 387 00:36:40,382 --> 00:36:45,205 If I screw this up I lose everything. 388 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,498 Look in your pockets. You know how to do it. 389 00:36:57,603 --> 00:36:59,565 For directions. 390 00:36:59,566 --> 00:37:02,785 Search for numbers, messages. - Good idea. 391 00:37:03,934 --> 00:37:07,254 Nothing. - I have a message from Chow. 392 00:37:07,255 --> 00:37:10,145 What hour? - Ten o'clock at night. 393 00:37:10,146 --> 00:37:11,753 What does it contain? 394 00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:16,183 On my way, niggas. 395 00:37:19,899 --> 00:37:23,467 We're so screwed. 396 00:37:25,088 --> 00:37:27,470 Boys. - What? 397 00:37:27,472 --> 00:37:30,294 Look who's back. 398 00:37:31,285 --> 00:37:34,869 You need to get out of the sun. Buy a cap. 399 00:37:36,894 --> 00:37:40,057 We really have to go to it US consulate. 400 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:43,106 And then? Report a body that's in an ice cream machine? 401 00:37:43,107 --> 00:37:46,366 Are we just going to keep walking around here? Very useful. 402 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:49,012 I'm trying to solve this. That's not how you help. 403 00:37:49,013 --> 00:37:52,051 Sorry, it's scorching hot and we have no plan. 404 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:55,390 We only bought him a hat and soda. - It's a bag of Fanta. 405 00:37:55,494 --> 00:37:57,683 What do you want to do then? - No idea. 406 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,389 Then stop shouting like it's my fault. 407 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:04,189 That's true. I just wanted a bachelorette brunch. 408 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:06,318 Damn, quiet. It's Doug. Just saying. 409 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,110 I just called Bangkok PD. They have him. 410 00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:14,062 Thank goodness. Doug found it. - What happened? 411 00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:16,307 He was arrested. - Why? 412 00:38:16,308 --> 00:38:19,421 Disturbed behavior. - Serious? 413 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:21,531 But he's doing well and they would release him to you... 414 00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:24,008 without asking questions. Nobody needs to know. 415 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:29,777 He is in the Radjawan police station. 416 00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:33,926 I'll call when we get there. We have to get a taxi. 417 00:38:44,008 --> 00:38:46,982 Sounds good. Thank you. 418 00:38:46,983 --> 00:38:50,084 It's okay. They release him. 419 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,975 They threw him in jail. He's fine. 420 00:38:53,976 --> 00:38:57,033 A night in jail when he was 16. Imagine. 421 00:38:58,349 --> 00:39:00,583 We love to party. 422 00:39:04,024 --> 00:39:05,797 Here they come. 423 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:09,421 Wait, who is that guy? -Teddy. 424 00:39:09,423 --> 00:39:12,277 No, that's the wrong one. 425 00:39:12,911 --> 00:39:17,529 Sorry, he brought the wrong one. That's not Teddy. 426 00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:21,389 Of course. Here's his ID card. 427 00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:24,476 This was in his pockets, when we picked him up. 428 00:39:24,477 --> 00:39:26,626 Was this in his pocket? 429 00:39:27,329 --> 00:39:31,133 Excuse me, sir, how do you get these things? 430 00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:34,296 Hello? 431 00:39:34,297 --> 00:39:39,907 Teddy doesn't talk. We tried English, Thai and Chinese. 432 00:39:39,908 --> 00:39:46,068 Let me ask you something. Does he look like you're working out in California? 433 00:39:47,845 --> 00:39:52,944 We arrest a lot of people. We can't investigate everything. 434 00:39:52,979 --> 00:39:57,435 What should we do with him? - Not my problem. 435 00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,446 Boys... 436 00:40:00,313 --> 00:40:02,706 I think he knows us. 437 00:40:02,707 --> 00:40:05,020 Hello. 438 00:40:06,964 --> 00:40:11,762 Do you know where our friend is? He's missing. 439 00:40:11,763 --> 00:40:15,311 Leave it. He's useless. - He knows something, right? 440 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,663 He is wearing Teddy's sweater. 441 00:40:18,446 --> 00:40:23,696 What if he doesn't understand us? I'll act it out. 442 00:40:24,441 --> 00:40:26,683 Two words. - Is it a movie? 443 00:40:26,684 --> 00:40:29,197 Not for you. 444 00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:33,536 An American teenager... 445 00:40:33,537 --> 00:40:37,133 in Asia... - The Karate Kid with Jaden Smith. 446 00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:39,557 Too simple, because you talk about it. 447 00:40:39,558 --> 00:40:44,176 Stu, it's a waste of time. We leave him behind. 448 00:40:44,177 --> 00:40:48,100 A fun fact: There are 500,000 monks in Thailand. 449 00:40:48,101 --> 00:40:54,617 It is not uncommon for some take a break when they are eight years old. 450 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,827 There you have it. - Is there anything else in that envelope? 451 00:40:56,828 --> 00:40:58,888 No, it's empty. 452 00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:05,435 A drinks menu from White Lion bar Bangkok? 453 00:41:06,427 --> 00:41:08,395 Worth the try. 454 00:41:10,525 --> 00:41:13,374 Geez, is this the right street? 455 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:15,431 That's what it says anyway. 456 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:24,164 This is the White Lion. 457 00:41:24,604 --> 00:41:26,828 What the hell happened here? 458 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:28,910 My goodness. 459 00:41:33,862 --> 00:41:36,932 We better go. 460 00:41:41,027 --> 00:41:43,258 That's okay. 461 00:41:43,259 --> 00:41:45,591 What's happening here? 462 00:41:47,829 --> 00:41:49,718 Look. 463 00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:53,047 Stu, look. 464 00:41:53,048 --> 00:41:56,559 That's my face. Come on. 465 00:41:57,062 --> 00:41:59,219 Nice work, Alan. 466 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:03,652 Hello? - I'll be right there. 467 00:42:07,082 --> 00:42:10,479 Excuse me. - Look at that. 468 00:42:11,130 --> 00:42:14,469 What do you think? - Excuse me? 469 00:42:14,470 --> 00:42:17,105 The tattoo. Do you like it? 470 00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:21,536 No, I actually hate it. - No refund. Fuck off. 471 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,655 Wait a minute. - Read the sign. 472 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:28,286 We don't want a refund, just ask some questions. 473 00:42:28,287 --> 00:42:30,690 We're finding out what happened last night. 474 00:42:30,691 --> 00:42:35,135 Just look outside. The whole neighborhood is affected. 475 00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:39,135 Have we done that? - You don't remember the bar fight? 476 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,705 You started a riot. - No... 477 00:42:42,706 --> 00:42:44,689 We don't know anything anymore. 478 00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:51,020 Hold on. 479 00:42:52,827 --> 00:42:55,666 Look at this. 480 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:01,127 My goodness. 481 00:43:04,094 --> 00:43:07,292 Fuck the police! 482 00:43:11,494 --> 00:43:13,304 There's Teddy. He was with us. 483 00:43:27,401 --> 00:43:31,831 Heaven. - Then the police showed up. 484 00:43:31,832 --> 00:43:34,705 I hid you. 485 00:43:34,706 --> 00:43:37,219 Then you wanted a tattoo. 486 00:43:37,221 --> 00:43:39,423 You cried like a bitch. 487 00:43:39,424 --> 00:43:42,547 This kid is nine years old and has balls as big as you. 488 00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:46,314 Show your balls. - No, not necessary. 489 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:50,617 We're looking for our friend, Teddy. Have you seen him? 490 00:43:50,619 --> 00:43:52,624 Not since last night. What happened? 491 00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:56,206 I'm marrying his sister tomorrow and we lost him. 492 00:43:57,733 --> 00:44:01,444 Then screw it. - What do you mean? 493 00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:05,546 Bangkok has it now. He will never be released again. 494 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:06,873 Heard? 495 00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:10,859 Did you want this? Are you happy now? - You're wasting your time. 496 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:13,328 The monks take their vows seriously. 497 00:44:13,329 --> 00:44:18,605 See, this is the sign of it Ching Mei Monastery just outside the city. 498 00:44:18,606 --> 00:44:21,185 Maybe someone will get there him talking. 499 00:44:26,911 --> 00:44:29,865 Let's go over it again. You have the beer from... 500 00:44:29,866 --> 00:44:33,325 The hotel bar. They gave me a sealed package. 501 00:44:33,429 --> 00:44:36,261 But who gave it to you? - The bartender. 502 00:44:36,365 --> 00:44:41,835 And then I opened them. - And Doug drank one with no problem. 503 00:44:41,872 --> 00:44:43,890 It wasn't the beer. 504 00:44:44,323 --> 00:44:45,433 What happened anyway? - No idea. 505 00:44:45,434 --> 00:44:49,023 Guys, he has a Chinese boner. 506 00:44:49,057 --> 00:44:51,820 Alan, stop it. 507 00:44:53,998 --> 00:44:58,771 The monkey is a pervert. - That's so wrong. 508 00:44:58,773 --> 00:45:01,236 Carry on, monkey. 509 00:45:09,503 --> 00:45:13,868 A monkey sucking on a penis that's funny in any language. 510 00:45:15,227 --> 00:45:18,233 Do further. 511 00:45:20,211 --> 00:45:21,589 Thank you. 512 00:45:23,795 --> 00:45:26,611 Bye, Shannan and Little Wane. 513 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,645 It's so beautiful. 514 00:45:42,836 --> 00:45:44,693 Is this a wok restaurant? 515 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,619 They meditate. 516 00:45:49,728 --> 00:45:52,705 Such peaceful people. 517 00:45:53,561 --> 00:45:56,866 Knock knock, hello. - Be respectful. 518 00:45:56,868 --> 00:46:00,328 Don't get up. - We brought someone back. 519 00:46:01,005 --> 00:46:04,041 He's really funny. Very friendly and cool. 520 00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:07,490 How are you? Are you in charge? 521 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,342 Excuse me. Guard. 522 00:46:12,814 --> 00:46:14,784 Calm. 523 00:46:14,785 --> 00:46:18,611 Wait a minute. It's because we talk. 524 00:46:18,613 --> 00:46:21,343 Stop talking. Damn. 525 00:46:21,344 --> 00:46:23,861 Stop. Wait, it's me. 526 00:46:23,862 --> 00:46:26,724 Stop hitting me. - I see. 527 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,798 I don't talk. 528 00:46:34,545 --> 00:46:37,005 We don't talk. 529 00:47:01,948 --> 00:47:06,187 You left late last night climbed the walls of our monastery. 530 00:47:06,863 --> 00:47:12,650 Screaming with questions about love, it marriage and the meaning of life. 531 00:47:14,023 --> 00:47:17,676 Poor Brother Han meditated alone in the garden... 532 00:47:17,986 --> 00:47:21,322 and you took him away. - My God. 533 00:47:22,242 --> 00:47:26,963 We kidnapped a monk. - We have an alternative lifestyle. 534 00:47:27,276 --> 00:47:32,424 And we are very sorry about that We weren't ourselves yesterday. 535 00:47:32,574 --> 00:47:38,595 Things have gotten a bit out of hand, but a boy is missing and injured. 536 00:47:38,971 --> 00:47:41,513 Can you find out if he knows where is our friend? 537 00:47:41,870 --> 00:47:45,058 He made a promise of long ago silence. 538 00:47:45,675 --> 00:47:47,549 It's pointless to try. 539 00:47:47,941 --> 00:47:51,695 Maybe he can write down what happened, on a piece of paper. 540 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:55,072 Then he would be cheating, isn't that true? 541 00:47:55,407 --> 00:47:57,968 I'm afraid he's right. 542 00:47:58,117 --> 00:48:03,425 No one will ever know what Brother Han knows. 543 00:48:03,504 --> 00:48:08,467 That's what we have in the saints. Just bald bastards. Come on. 544 00:48:08,766 --> 00:48:14,106 Just put up a "No Talking" sign before releasing your dragon. 545 00:48:14,416 --> 00:48:16,804 Yeah, that was a bit rude. - You're welcome... 546 00:48:16,846 --> 00:48:19,874 that we got him back safely. We found him in a cell. 547 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,714 Yes, but we took him with us. - Come on, let's go. 548 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:25,891 Guard. 549 00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:32,122 The Buddha's teachings. Every memory lies hidden somewhere deep. 550 00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:36,812 Maybe you should ask your question to the God of Rehabilitation. 551 00:48:37,236 --> 00:48:38,853 Did you understand anything he said? 552 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:44,296 He just said something about the garden of meditation. - He says he is passing gas from medication. 553 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:46,825 I understand that. 554 00:48:51,305 --> 00:48:54,944 This is a waste of time I don't remember anything. 555 00:48:55,232 --> 00:48:58,545 And you? - No. 556 00:48:58,994 --> 00:49:02,006 I don't remember anything. - Alan? 557 00:49:08,955 --> 00:49:13,032 Every memory is somewhere deeply hidden. 558 00:49:13,136 --> 00:49:15,079 Darling. - What? 559 00:49:15,462 --> 00:49:17,752 You have visitors. - Hi, Alan. 560 00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:20,816 Hello, guys. - Hi, buddy. 561 00:49:20,955 --> 00:49:24,497 Stu wants to invite you to his wedding. - Is that true Stuart? 562 00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:26,429 Oh well, why not. It's going to be fun. 563 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:30,194 What are you doing? 564 00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,850 Cheers. 565 00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,449 We had a sick night, bitches. 566 00:49:38,884 --> 00:49:41,864 Alan, what is this? 567 00:49:42,051 --> 00:49:46,046 Is he coming to your wedding? - There is no wolf pack. 568 00:49:46,435 --> 00:49:47,949 Alan, don't do that. 569 00:49:48,345 --> 00:49:51,969 Finally there were six of us... We are three best friends. 570 00:50:02,522 --> 00:50:05,204 Fuck the police. 571 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,633 I know where we need to go. 572 00:50:20,736 --> 00:50:23,375 What do you think, Alan? 573 00:50:23,389 --> 00:50:27,414 This is it. - Come on, let's go. 574 00:50:31,982 --> 00:50:37,003 I don't remember anything about this. -Are you sure it was here? 575 00:50:37,107 --> 00:50:39,848 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 576 00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:48,711 Brothers. Come here. 577 00:50:49,001 --> 00:50:51,551 Is he still coming or not? I've been waiting for him all day. 578 00:50:51,706 --> 00:50:56,314 Sorry. Who are you waiting for? - Chow, that dirty bastard. 579 00:50:57,176 --> 00:50:59,853 What's wrong? - Nothing. 580 00:51:00,038 --> 00:51:04,826 Good. I brought him something what do you think about that? 581 00:51:04,907 --> 00:51:07,839 6,000 dollars. American. 582 00:51:08,004 --> 00:51:10,631 It looks so real. 583 00:51:15,890 --> 00:51:18,133 Sorry. 584 00:51:18,352 --> 00:51:23,510 Alan, damn it. - It's good, the gun is very sensitive. 585 00:51:24,012 --> 00:51:28,711 Everyone okay? Then get back to work quickly. 586 00:51:29,091 --> 00:51:30,925 Come on, put that music on. 587 00:51:31,613 --> 00:51:33,264 Where's my $6,000? 588 00:51:33,610 --> 00:51:37,380 No, that's Chow's deal. We have nothing to do with it. 589 00:51:37,742 --> 00:51:39,307 This is unbelievable. 590 00:51:39,656 --> 00:51:43,089 If he does that again, he gets that back. 591 00:51:43,447 --> 00:51:47,010 He has made many enemies here, and now they are your enemies. 592 00:51:47,233 --> 00:51:48,797 That's not fair. 593 00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:52,103 We're just looking for a boy. -$2,000. 594 00:51:52,222 --> 00:51:54,534 What? - I don't know, maybe more... 595 00:51:54,824 --> 00:51:59,077 depends on how old he has to be. - You misunderstood. 596 00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:03,699 We are looking for our friend, 16 years old, Teddy. 597 00:52:04,046 --> 00:52:08,417 Teddy? Yes, he was with you yesterday. - What? Did he leave with us? 598 00:52:08,934 --> 00:52:11,611 No idea. You were there all evening in that corner with Kimmy. 599 00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:14,283 I didn't see you leave. - Is she here? 600 00:52:14,628 --> 00:52:17,772 She's behind, she just finished her shift. Go talk to her. 601 00:52:18,217 --> 00:52:20,901 I'm sorry about everything that happened. 602 00:52:21,277 --> 00:52:23,520 Pay attention to what I say now. 603 00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:27,477 If you see Chow tell him that Samir says hello. 604 00:52:28,327 --> 00:52:31,121 Good. - But say it 'hello' this way. 605 00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:33,669 Threatening and mocking. 606 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,934 Hello. - Hello with an o. 607 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,013 Hello. - Go away. 608 00:52:47,047 --> 00:52:50,754 Of course I remember him. He bought shots for everyone. 609 00:52:51,054 --> 00:52:54,505 Dear boy, his parents have to be so proud. 610 00:52:54,953 --> 00:52:56,516 You have no idea. 611 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,732 Do you remember if he left with us? 612 00:52:59,271 --> 00:53:02,611 You all left together, but had almost forgotten him. 613 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:05,311 Still, nice thing. 614 00:53:05,392 --> 00:53:09,113 This one ran like a little puppy all evening after me. 615 00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:14,199 Said all night how much he loved it me and asked me to marry him. 616 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:17,875 That's a classic, Stu. 617 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:21,099 We're not married, are we? - Of course not. 618 00:53:21,461 --> 00:53:23,579 We only had some fun in the Chardonnay room. 619 00:53:23,925 --> 00:53:27,901 What happens in the Chardonnay room? - Let's stay with it for a moment. 620 00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:32,915 I dance for him, he licks me and we had sex and i massaged his shoulders. 621 00:53:33,142 --> 00:53:35,490 It's okay, you're not married yet. 622 00:53:35,528 --> 00:53:37,091 It's no big deal. - It's cheating. 623 00:53:37,391 --> 00:53:40,439 It's not up to you, you are a beautiful woman. 624 00:53:40,748 --> 00:53:42,530 It's a violation of my values and standards. 625 00:53:42,835 --> 00:53:45,452 Don't be so pathetic Stu, you loved it. 626 00:53:45,729 --> 00:53:50,354 You cried, you said how special you thought it was. - Was he crying? 627 00:53:50,605 --> 00:53:52,168 Poor baby was crying. 628 00:53:52,306 --> 00:53:56,625 You should have seen him, he was like that sexy the way he gyrated. 629 00:53:56,910 --> 00:53:59,467 I had to ask him to slow down so I didn't lose my load too quickly. 630 00:54:00,813 --> 00:54:04,631 Cargo? What load? 631 00:54:04,926 --> 00:54:08,311 You know, my cum. 632 00:54:09,373 --> 00:54:11,931 Your English is bad, you mean my cum. 633 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,116 Where should your sperm come from? - Out of my balls. 634 00:54:16,561 --> 00:54:20,895 Wait a minute. - Are you? 635 00:54:21,004 --> 00:54:25,523 You're in Bangkok dear. There's a reason they don't call it Bangkut. 636 00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,124 I don't understand. Is this some kind of magic show? 637 00:54:39,315 --> 00:54:44,273 Come on, Stu, it was beautiful, we came ready at the same time. 638 00:54:45,022 --> 00:54:49,668 And how does that work? - I squirted in you and you squirted on the floor. 639 00:54:51,424 --> 00:54:55,027 You shot in me? In my butt? 640 00:55:04,506 --> 00:55:10,030 Stu, it's not the end of the world. - Sorry, but I'm confused. 641 00:55:10,548 --> 00:55:13,752 I got caught by a man with tits. 642 00:55:14,126 --> 00:55:17,916 I promise no one will ever be there will find out. 643 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:22,042 You know it. - And then we forget. 644 00:55:22,479 --> 00:55:25,400 I've done so many crazy things and then I just forget about it. 645 00:55:27,043 --> 00:55:28,796 Yeah, you just forget. 646 00:55:30,056 --> 00:55:32,605 It may be hard to forget, but it goes away. 647 00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:37,695 Then I'm going to do that I just forget. 648 00:55:37,836 --> 00:55:40,237 It never happened. - Okay. 649 00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:43,540 Telephone. Pick up. 650 00:55:43,914 --> 00:55:46,456 Lauren's father. It reminded me... 651 00:55:46,741 --> 00:55:48,581 Pick up. - I can't. 652 00:55:49,143 --> 00:55:51,621 He might know something about Teddy. 653 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:55,700 Get yourself together. 654 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:03,956 Hello? - Who goes fishing the day before their wedding? 655 00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:09,199 I think it's pretty stupid. - Give Teddy. 656 00:56:11,588 --> 00:56:13,452 Teddy is seasick. 657 00:56:13,942 --> 00:56:20,006 Teddy has been a sea cadet since he was nine. - That's weird because he keeps throwing up. 658 00:56:20,352 --> 00:56:22,403 I'm going to tell you something what you didn't know yet. 659 00:56:22,914 --> 00:56:24,729 I don't like you. 660 00:56:25,051 --> 00:56:27,910 I already knew that. - If my daughter chooses you... 661 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:31,360 With Phil Wennick. I wanted to apologize... 662 00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:34,115 we went to a crazy bar.. 663 00:56:38,847 --> 00:56:43,681 You have my monkey. - Get your own monkey. 664 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:46,383 Come on, motherfucker. Give me my monkey. 665 00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,096 Come on. 666 00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:51,636 Now, Alan. He's pointing a gun at us. - This is our monkey. 667 00:56:51,802 --> 00:56:56,406 No one is willing to be shot for a monkey. Give it back now. 668 00:56:56,441 --> 00:57:02,079 I can never have a monkey. - No. 669 00:57:03,517 --> 00:57:07,288 Phil, look, he has a banana on his helmet. 670 00:57:07,403 --> 00:57:11,666 What's happening? - How did this happen? Where is our friend? 671 00:57:11,712 --> 00:57:14,608 An Asian boy, 16 years old. 672 00:57:16,971 --> 00:57:18,875 I don't understand what you're saying. 673 00:57:19,221 --> 00:57:21,596 What did he say? 674 00:57:21,689 --> 00:57:24,744 He said, fuck off with your questions. 675 00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:29,887 My arm. - Philip, is everything okay? 676 00:57:30,407 --> 00:57:32,607 I've been shot. 677 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:36,195 It's okay, Phil. 678 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,595 We will find a solution and we get the monkey back. I promise. 679 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:42,632 What do I care about that monkey, Alan? 680 00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:48,817 What's happening? - Stu, will you be okay? You are a doctor. 681 00:57:48,944 --> 00:57:50,630 No idea, let me check. 682 00:57:52,868 --> 00:57:56,565 What? - I can't look at it. 683 00:57:56,736 --> 00:58:00,044 Stuart Price, come back. 684 00:58:00,153 --> 00:58:02,508 You've been shot. - I know. 685 00:58:19,758 --> 00:58:22,063 Is everything okay? - Yes. 686 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:26,066 Actually the bullet grazed my arm passed away, I have eight stitches. 687 00:58:26,764 --> 00:58:29,643 It only cost me six dollars. How is that possible? 688 00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:32,820 How is all this possible? 689 00:58:35,418 --> 00:58:38,819 If I had taken one step to the left I would be dead now. 690 00:58:41,131 --> 00:58:43,540 What are we going to do? 691 00:58:48,265 --> 00:58:51,315 Sorry guys, this wasn't the plan. 692 00:58:52,622 --> 00:58:57,118 What plan, Alan? - I've already said too much. 693 00:59:05,378 --> 00:59:08,425 Alan, what plan? 694 00:59:10,039 --> 00:59:13,341 It's Teddy's fault. - What are you talking about, Alan? 695 00:59:13,474 --> 00:59:15,715 Why is he even there? He makes not part of the wolf pack. 696 00:59:15,830 --> 00:59:20,173 Alan, what have you done? - It's not my fault. 697 00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:23,384 Teddy shouldn't have handed out from his bag. 698 00:59:23,767 --> 00:59:26,174 Which bag? - The marshmallows. 699 00:59:26,269 --> 00:59:29,786 I had a separate bag for Teddy but it was dark and difficult to distinguish... 700 00:59:29,911 --> 00:59:33,246 and then you sat on it and I couldn't remember which bag it was. 701 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,194 It had been switched. - What did you do with the marshmallows? 702 00:59:36,791 --> 00:59:40,776 Alan, what have you done? - Isn't that clear? 703 00:59:41,387 --> 00:59:45,650 I injected them with muscle relaxants and my ADHD medication. 704 00:59:45,788 --> 00:59:47,730 What? - Did you drug us again? 705 00:59:47,831 --> 00:59:49,830 Not you, I wanted Teddy temporarily disable... 706 00:59:49,831 --> 00:59:51,752 so we enjoy the weekend could enjoy. 707 00:59:51,864 --> 00:59:56,304 Enjoying the weekend? Alan, you said you didn't do anything. 708 00:59:56,453 --> 01:00:00,271 Alan, you swore it. - I wanted everything to stay the same. 709 01:00:00,353 --> 01:00:04,944 Look at my face. You ruined my life. 710 01:00:05,364 --> 01:00:09,436 You're not my friend. - Don't say that now. Not even in America? 711 01:00:09,494 --> 01:00:13,404 Yes. - Don't say that, Phil. 712 01:00:13,528 --> 01:00:16,491 Don't cry, Alan. - You're a devil with a beard. 713 01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:20,313 You laughed when I got the bag with grabbed marshmallows. 714 01:00:20,315 --> 01:00:23,713 Because I love marshmallows, psychopath. 715 01:00:24,605 --> 01:00:29,017 Stop. Enough. 716 01:00:29,205 --> 01:00:32,003 Why, Alan? - Stu. 717 01:00:32,315 --> 01:00:36,753 Because we are three best friends. Remember? 718 01:00:36,808 --> 01:00:40,363 Stu, that's enough. 719 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,203 We can't argue now, we have to stay together. 720 01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:54,647 Alan, what's written on your stomach? - What? 721 01:00:55,975 --> 01:00:59,167 Lebua Hotel, Saturday at 6pm. 722 01:00:59,265 --> 01:01:01,055 Did you write that? - No. 723 01:01:03,152 --> 01:01:05,169 That's in 20 minutes. 724 01:01:05,817 --> 01:01:07,670 And in England, Phil? Are we still friends there? 725 01:01:07,788 --> 01:01:12,745 Alan, I told you, I was angry. We're still friends. 726 01:01:12,915 --> 01:01:15,623 Even in England? - Yes. 727 01:01:17,948 --> 01:01:20,445 And you, Stu? 728 01:01:20,827 --> 01:01:23,277 We'll see. 729 01:01:23,961 --> 01:01:26,774 Gentlemen, follow me. 730 01:01:40,588 --> 01:01:42,951 Please. 731 01:01:46,431 --> 01:01:49,078 It's about time. Sit down. 732 01:01:49,103 --> 01:01:53,504 Just sit down. You don't look good. 733 01:01:56,725 --> 01:01:58,388 Do we know you? 734 01:01:58,492 --> 01:02:01,541 Take off your hat. We are in a restaurant. 735 01:02:07,169 --> 01:02:10,115 We have no idea what's going on. 736 01:02:10,225 --> 01:02:14,061 They have great whiskey here. Incredible. 737 01:02:14,410 --> 01:02:21,589 It really makes you lose your way. Sorry, you already are, aren't you? 738 01:02:23,171 --> 01:02:29,760 I'm a bit confused. How did you... - I'm just confused. Where's Chow? 739 01:02:30,849 --> 01:02:35,395 Where's Chow, with the account number and the password? 740 01:02:41,198 --> 01:02:46,673 We don't know anything about codes. We're just trying to find our friend. 741 01:02:49,379 --> 01:02:52,412 Teddy. -Yes, Teddy. 742 01:02:52,413 --> 01:02:55,045 Have you seen him? 743 01:02:57,541 --> 01:03:02,637 Let's see. There's Teddy. 744 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:08,008 These were made last night. 745 01:03:08,226 --> 01:03:11,402 Who are you? - I'm a businessman... 746 01:03:11,403 --> 01:03:15,349 and I have a large capital invested in your friend Chow. 747 01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:22,732 In return he would transfer the profits, electronically, five minutes ago. 748 01:03:23,798 --> 01:03:27,951 Last night we had Teddy taken as an insurance policy. 749 01:03:28,412 --> 01:03:31,363 My God. Is he okay? 750 01:03:31,364 --> 01:03:33,915 My God... I hadn't finished speaking yet. 751 01:03:34,826 --> 01:03:36,598 Tell Chow... 752 01:03:36,599 --> 01:03:41,938 that we will have breakfast tomorrow at eight o'clock on the roof of this hotel. 753 01:03:41,939 --> 01:03:44,045 Once he has made the transaction, are you getting Teddy... 754 01:03:44,144 --> 01:03:48,204 and if not, then you know it but never in Bangkok. 755 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:52,867 If I were you, I would run away. 756 01:03:59,731 --> 01:04:05,283 Leave that hat here. - Alan, leave that hat. 757 01:04:06,074 --> 01:04:09,153 Good boy. 758 01:04:17,218 --> 01:04:21,448 We're fucked. Chow is dead, what should we do now? 759 01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:25,766 He doesn't care about Chow, just because of that account number. 760 01:04:27,517 --> 01:04:29,987 We go back to the hotel and go looking at Chow's body. 761 01:04:29,988 --> 01:04:32,777 Hopefully he has the password in his wallet. 762 01:04:32,778 --> 01:04:36,181 And if it isn't? Then they kill Teddy. 763 01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:41,770 Just take it easy, we have until Eight o'clock tomorrow morning to find out. 764 01:04:42,986 --> 01:04:47,766 First the monkey and now my hat. How much worse can this day get? 765 01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:06,103 we live here in Alan city 766 01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:11,519 Thanks to him we are here on our own 767 01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:17,056 when we woke up we were drunk 768 01:05:17,057 --> 01:05:22,153 Phil was shot at and we were beaten by monks 769 01:05:24,693 --> 01:05:29,071 I was happy and my life was good 770 01:05:30,504 --> 01:05:34,331 would get married like a dentist that's what you're supposed to do 771 01:05:34,332 --> 01:05:38,851 roasting marshmallows on a stick 772 01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:45,333 instead I am taken anally by a girl with a penis 773 01:05:46,005 --> 01:05:48,317 I still remember that. 774 01:05:50,531 --> 01:05:54,632 we live here in Alan city 775 01:05:56,206 --> 01:06:01,941 There is water everywhere. - It's melted. The power is off. 776 01:06:02,046 --> 01:06:05,341 With an electricity network serving millions of people... 777 01:06:05,445 --> 01:06:08,650 Bangkok has about 1,500 power outages on an annual basis. 778 01:06:08,651 --> 01:06:12,002 That's enough, Alan. On the side. 779 01:06:18,301 --> 01:06:21,536 Look at that. 780 01:06:29,204 --> 01:06:31,587 Calm down, Chow. 781 01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:34,741 You wanted to kill me? - No. 782 01:06:37,496 --> 01:06:41,289 It's okay, take it easy. 783 01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:53,782 Well done. It's just us. Breathe. 784 01:06:53,886 --> 01:06:57,795 Chow is so cold. - I'll warm you up. 785 01:06:57,831 --> 01:07:03,634 You did good, buddy. - Chow did a good job. 786 01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,089 Are you feeling better yet? 787 01:07:10,642 --> 01:07:12,212 It's okay again. Are you feeling warmer yet? 788 01:07:12,213 --> 01:07:15,447 No idea, feel my balls and just tell me. 789 01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,317 I was locked in an ice chest all day. 790 01:07:19,421 --> 01:07:22,847 Alan, if you want my nice sunglasses, then just ask Chow... 791 01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,838 you don't have to kill me. 792 01:07:24,839 --> 01:07:29,015 Chow, no one killed you. You were already dead. You no longer had a heartbeat. 793 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:33,539 Have you never done coke before? Sometimes your heart stops and then starts again... 794 01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:35,090 go read a book. 795 01:07:35,091 --> 01:07:39,182 Sorry, but we're having a bad day. - You're having a bad day? 796 01:07:39,183 --> 01:07:42,555 Did you die? - I did get shot. 797 01:07:42,591 --> 01:07:45,151 But, did you die? 798 01:07:45,256 --> 01:07:48,549 There was a guy who said you had a bank account number... 799 01:07:48,551 --> 01:07:53,246 and if we don't deliver it that morning, he kills Teddy. 800 01:07:53,247 --> 01:07:55,762 Who? King Lee, he's harmless... 801 01:07:56,439 --> 01:08:00,328 don't worry, I do have those numbers. 802 01:08:00,723 --> 01:08:03,104 We'll meet him at eight o'clock. 803 01:08:03,468 --> 01:08:06,891 Who is that guy anyway? - He invests in my business. 804 01:08:06,927 --> 01:08:11,138 What kind of things are those? - Not your business anyway, okay? 805 01:08:12,309 --> 01:08:14,541 Where is the monkey? 806 01:08:14,543 --> 01:08:18,583 The monkey? - Yes, the numbers are in his vest. 807 01:08:18,687 --> 01:08:21,083 Where is he? 808 01:08:22,503 --> 01:08:26,021 Why did you do that? - For safety, pretty boy. 809 01:08:26,022 --> 01:08:33,689 I'm being watched by the FBI, Bangkok police, Interpol and NSMBC. 810 01:08:33,690 --> 01:08:39,183 That monkey that jerks me off while I go to Stu watch as he has sex with that She-male... 811 01:08:39,184 --> 01:08:43,303 it's not going anywhere. - We don't have the monkey. 812 01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:46,241 Great. Those Russians have it taken from us. 813 01:08:46,328 --> 01:08:48,809 Just kidding, guys? 814 01:08:49,094 --> 01:08:53,011 No problem. We just have to get him back. 815 01:08:53,014 --> 01:08:56,653 Where from? - From the same place we got it from. 816 01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:22,767 This is not an ordinary monkey. 817 01:09:33,411 --> 01:09:36,977 Think of him as a drug courier. 818 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:41,455 He brings the coke to the buyer... 819 01:09:43,049 --> 01:09:45,061 and takes the money to the dealer. 820 01:09:45,062 --> 01:09:49,981 He is the middleman, you never buy here directly from the dealer. 821 01:09:49,982 --> 01:09:53,018 He keeps his hands clean. 822 01:09:53,709 --> 01:09:56,638 That's terrible. - Not terrible... 823 01:09:56,743 --> 01:10:00,743 it's genius. Ever seen a monkey in prison? 824 01:10:02,321 --> 01:10:07,648 We signal the monkey for a deal, grab his vest and you're done. 825 01:10:08,030 --> 01:10:12,815 Maybe we can get some coke too. - No more coke, Chow. 826 01:10:14,485 --> 01:10:17,064 This is ridiculous. 827 01:10:18,199 --> 01:10:22,291 Stu, Mr. Chow can't whistle. Give the monkey the signal. 828 01:10:32,915 --> 01:10:37,260 There he goes. - Come on. 829 01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:43,512 How did that monkey come to us last night? 830 01:10:43,616 --> 01:10:47,870 I needed some coke and Alan found it him cute, so we stole him. 831 01:10:59,248 --> 01:11:02,841 So stupid. Stu, will you take the vest? 832 01:11:02,898 --> 01:11:07,517 Can I just grab him? - Yeah, just act normal. 833 01:11:07,621 --> 01:11:10,902 Hey, monkey. - Quiet, Alan. 834 01:11:14,394 --> 01:11:16,880 We have to leave now. 835 01:11:16,915 --> 01:11:20,895 Pull the monkey in. - I'm trying. 836 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:33,676 Pull the monkey in, Stu. - He doesn't want to let go. 837 01:11:34,247 --> 01:11:39,134 Stu, get in the car immediately. - I'm trying. Drive slower. 838 01:11:45,426 --> 01:11:48,677 He's so strong. 839 01:11:50,495 --> 01:11:54,821 Let go, you rotten monkey. - Watch out. 840 01:11:55,465 --> 01:11:59,062 Hold on tight. 841 01:11:59,172 --> 01:12:02,801 I have him. 842 01:12:04,349 --> 01:12:08,446 Where's the number, Chow? - Just look at his vest. 843 01:12:10,686 --> 01:12:13,311 Found? - Yes, I have it. 844 01:12:13,312 --> 01:12:17,991 Calm down, Chow. - Hold on tight, fagot. 845 01:12:23,598 --> 01:12:26,278 Don't worry, I have it under control. 846 01:12:28,089 --> 01:12:31,157 Pig. 847 01:12:34,551 --> 01:12:37,649 Sorry Stu, that was my mistake. 848 01:12:44,542 --> 01:12:48,191 Lie. - Damn. 849 01:12:48,924 --> 01:12:56,292 They hit the monkey. I can't handle it anymore. 850 01:12:59,173 --> 01:13:03,072 He's coming through the other side now. - Watch out. 851 01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:10,624 No, right. 852 01:13:28,810 --> 01:13:31,689 Is everyone doing well? - Yes. 853 01:13:31,793 --> 01:13:36,782 I really have a huge erection now. 854 01:13:39,247 --> 01:13:42,040 Are you serious? 855 01:13:55,661 --> 01:13:58,610 They will take good care of you here. 856 01:14:00,219 --> 01:14:03,578 What do you mean by that? 857 01:14:04,176 --> 01:14:09,152 Naturally. Here are your cigarettes. 858 01:14:18,170 --> 01:14:22,018 Inhale well. 859 01:14:22,539 --> 01:14:28,336 Just smoke it in. Let the smoke pass through your little lungs. 860 01:14:29,528 --> 01:14:35,777 I am not a smoker myself but it looks really cool on you. 861 01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:38,384 Come on, Alan. Let's go. 862 01:14:41,544 --> 01:14:44,847 I'll miss you, monkey. 863 01:14:46,116 --> 01:14:52,320 If only monkeys could Skype. Maybe, someday. 864 01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:03,286 Come on, get in. 865 01:15:38,638 --> 01:15:40,325 Are you really that calm? 866 01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:43,226 Calm down, Stuart. It's just fair crossing... 867 01:15:43,227 --> 01:15:45,887 I give him money and he gives us Teddy. 868 01:15:45,925 --> 01:15:48,151 Have you ever been in a situation that ended differently, Chow? 869 01:15:48,152 --> 01:15:51,476 I am an international criminal, it always ends like this. 870 01:15:51,477 --> 01:15:54,601 I even have my wife in there encounter such a situation. 871 01:15:55,144 --> 01:15:58,892 Do you have a wife? - Yes, we have been married for 15 years. 872 01:15:58,996 --> 01:16:02,124 Isn't Chow beautiful enough? to have a wife? 873 01:16:02,468 --> 01:16:05,581 No, good enough. 874 01:16:06,107 --> 01:16:08,235 Here we go. - Welcome to the Tower Club. 875 01:16:08,339 --> 01:16:13,866 Does anyone care? Stop, Chow has to pass. 876 01:16:17,489 --> 01:16:24,996 King Lee, you look good. Are you training? 877 01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:28,141 Yes, that's right. Thanks for noticing. 878 01:16:28,142 --> 01:16:32,434 Sit down, boys. - Where's Teddy? 879 01:16:32,446 --> 01:16:37,074 He's waiting downstairs in my car. I'll send him upwards when the transaction is completed. 880 01:16:37,091 --> 01:16:43,555 If you give me an extra 50,000, you'll like Teddy keep it and you get that fat one for free. 881 01:16:45,841 --> 01:16:50,643 Can we continue? - Alan, the account number. 882 01:16:53,046 --> 01:16:56,816 Eight, one, four... 883 01:16:57,421 --> 01:17:03,647 K like cheese, two, three, nine, eight. 884 01:17:03,866 --> 01:17:07,631 Password? - Balloni one. 885 01:17:07,655 --> 01:17:12,646 Is that your password? - Yes, nowadays there has to be a number. 886 01:17:24,730 --> 01:17:27,893 And it's that easy. 887 01:17:28,738 --> 01:17:32,043 Look, you sank my aircraft carrier. 888 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:37,512 Great, can we have Teddy now? - Yes, take him upstairs. 889 01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:41,475 Let him come. - See, we're going to your wedding... 890 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:46,844 we're having a good time, I'm having fun. - We did it, Stu. It's over. 891 01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:58,047 This is the Bangkok police, everyone on the ground. 892 01:18:02,384 --> 01:18:05,909 You dirty traitor. - We've got you right there. 893 01:18:05,910 --> 01:18:09,452 Take them with you. 894 01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:21,370 Samir, you're selling me out for 6,000? Camel rider. 895 01:18:22,819 --> 01:18:25,610 Are you spitting on me? 896 01:18:26,686 --> 01:18:28,746 This side or that side. 897 01:18:28,748 --> 01:18:30,702 It's not about the money, but about the principle. 898 01:18:30,703 --> 01:18:34,588 Principle, nigga, come on. We're both dead inside. 899 01:18:35,209 --> 01:18:38,184 Don't call me nigger. He called me nigger? 900 01:18:38,203 --> 01:18:40,801 What a racist bastard. 901 01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:43,562 Are you all doing well? - What's going on here? 902 01:18:43,563 --> 01:18:45,714 Detective Inspector Peters from Interpol. 903 01:18:45,715 --> 01:18:49,236 Are you a cop? - Yes, this operation has been planned for weeks. 904 01:18:50,051 --> 01:18:52,423 When Samir told us that your friend got lost... 905 01:18:53,492 --> 01:18:57,778 we used that information. Sorry. 906 01:18:58,757 --> 01:19:00,386 Can Teddy get out of the car now? 907 01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:05,184 No, Alan, Teddy's not in the car. - They never had it. 908 01:19:05,411 --> 01:19:09,539 They needed us to Chow to get hold of. Teddy was the bait. 909 01:19:11,098 --> 01:19:13,597 Do you have any clue? - No, we looked everywhere... 910 01:19:13,598 --> 01:19:16,512 but no one saw him. I'm sorry. 911 01:19:16,533 --> 01:19:22,364 If you haven't found it by now, I'm afraid Bangkok has it. 912 01:19:26,853 --> 01:19:29,949 Why do they keep saying that? 913 01:19:31,122 --> 01:19:35,827 Stu, the time has come. 914 01:19:40,751 --> 01:19:44,645 Phil? - I'm sorry. 915 01:19:44,646 --> 01:19:49,966 Please don't say that. - This time we really messed up. 916 01:19:49,967 --> 01:19:53,968 How bad is it? As bad as 'no marriage'? 917 01:19:56,279 --> 01:19:58,640 Yeah, a little worse than that. 918 01:20:23,771 --> 01:20:28,474 How about this? He fell from the fishing boat and drowned. 919 01:20:29,298 --> 01:20:33,555 No. - I got it. 920 01:20:33,556 --> 01:20:37,242 Teddy was run over by a truck. Alan? 921 01:20:37,243 --> 01:20:39,640 Not a good time, Phil, I'm quite busy. 922 01:20:39,808 --> 01:20:44,006 How many people get run over here? - About 1,200 a year, Phil. 923 01:20:44,057 --> 01:20:49,122 Perfect. His body was in too bad shape. Case closed. 924 01:20:50,461 --> 01:20:52,875 Can I have some more ice, please? 925 01:20:53,325 --> 01:20:56,452 I'm not going to lie to Lauren. - Stu... 926 01:20:56,503 --> 01:21:00,816 do you want to get married or not? - Look what I did, Phil... 927 01:21:00,821 --> 01:21:04,300 and what I do. 928 01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:08,456 I have a soft spot for prostitutes. 929 01:21:08,673 --> 01:21:11,572 All kinds apparently. 930 01:21:14,816 --> 01:21:20,293 I have a devil in me. - And so what? 931 01:21:20,895 --> 01:21:23,708 Teddy has disappeared but I can still save Lauren. 932 01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:26,934 I let her live without me. 933 01:21:27,128 --> 01:21:31,082 Just call Doug and say hello That I'll never come back... 934 01:21:31,083 --> 01:21:33,174 I'm getting off the hamster wheel. 935 01:21:34,595 --> 01:21:39,124 I stay here in Bangkok, I think I belong here. 936 01:21:39,466 --> 01:21:45,358 I'm opening a small dental practice. Deep cleaning with a ''happy ending''. 937 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:52,101 Are you sure about this? 938 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:05,327 The power's out again, Alan. 939 01:22:08,402 --> 01:22:11,075 I need answers. 940 01:22:11,076 --> 01:22:14,086 I know that. - Who are you talking to, Doug? 941 01:22:14,087 --> 01:22:16,153 Give me the phone. - No, this is private. 942 01:22:16,154 --> 01:22:21,186 Who is this? - Phil, tell me what's going on, now. 943 01:22:21,746 --> 01:22:27,526 We lost your little brother. Bangkok has it now. 944 01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:38,226 We have to take the stairs. - Are you in Bangkok? 945 01:22:42,481 --> 01:22:46,842 That's a finger. - Get me Stu on the phone. 946 01:22:47,459 --> 01:22:50,886 Bangkok has about 1,500 power outages on an annual basis. 947 01:22:50,887 --> 01:22:53,746 Stu doesn't want to talk to anyone. 948 01:22:53,851 --> 01:22:56,217 There is water everywhere. - The power's out. 949 01:22:56,253 --> 01:22:58,584 Come on, Stu. You have big Jewish brains. 950 01:23:02,850 --> 01:23:07,663 Give me the phone. - I'll take care of it, Stu. 951 01:23:08,020 --> 01:23:11,745 You're breaking her heart. - Honey, it's me. I'm so sorry. 952 01:23:11,764 --> 01:23:15,514 Stu? What's going on? What does he mean by Teddy is missing? 953 01:23:16,603 --> 01:23:20,613 Did Phil say that? No, we misplaced Teddy... 954 01:23:20,789 --> 01:23:24,479 everything is fine again and we are on our way to the hotel. See you soon. 955 01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:29,681 I love you so much, but I have to go now. See you soon. 956 01:23:40,725 --> 01:23:42,386 Taxi. 957 01:23:43,972 --> 01:23:47,234 Come on. Alan, come with me. 958 01:23:48,139 --> 01:23:52,276 Tell us what we're going to do. - When we woke up the power was off... 959 01:23:52,353 --> 01:23:54,979 and where did you find teddy's finger in? 960 01:23:54,980 --> 01:23:58,446 In a bowl of water. - But at first it wasn't water. 961 01:23:58,762 --> 01:24:01,856 No, it was ice. - Precisely. Teddy got ice cream from the machine... 962 01:24:01,961 --> 01:24:04,628 came back into the room, put his finger in the ice and fell asleep. 963 01:24:04,732 --> 01:24:07,915 What do you do when you wake up? and see your finger floating in melted ice? 964 01:24:08,020 --> 01:24:11,706 I would go get more ice cream the 15th floor. 965 01:24:11,708 --> 01:24:15,570 Yes, Teddy's going upstairs and the power goes out. 966 01:24:16,581 --> 01:24:21,242 Naturally. - He's in the ice cream machine. 967 01:24:25,856 --> 01:24:28,355 He's at ten. Sir, is the elevator stuck? 968 01:24:28,778 --> 01:24:32,159 Go ahead and walk. - Come on. 969 01:24:35,668 --> 01:24:38,531 The tenth. Teddy. 970 01:24:39,118 --> 01:24:42,028 Break open. 971 01:24:50,281 --> 01:24:54,868 Teddy, are you okay? 972 01:24:54,994 --> 01:24:58,601 Where am I? - In an elevator, in the middle of Bangkok. 973 01:24:58,602 --> 01:25:01,145 But we'll get you out and everything will be fine. 974 01:25:01,146 --> 01:25:05,406 Hey Stu, nice tattoo. 975 01:25:06,741 --> 01:25:09,681 Thanks, man. - Come on. 976 01:25:10,673 --> 01:25:16,126 We found him, Doug. - I know. We're on our way. 977 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:21,392 Well, guests will arrive and people will start asking questions... 978 01:25:21,393 --> 01:25:23,705 but we can get away with this. - How? 979 01:25:24,103 --> 01:25:26,597 Maybe with a taxi? - Chow's speedboat. 980 01:25:26,807 --> 01:25:29,891 The last thing I remember is me getting off Chow's speedboat. 981 01:25:29,892 --> 01:25:34,014 Does Chow have a speedboat? - It's called, 'The Perfect Life'. 982 01:25:34,445 --> 01:25:37,182 Come along. 983 01:25:39,084 --> 01:25:42,357 Stu, take the back line. 984 01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:46,346 Nice jump, Phil. 985 01:25:46,652 --> 01:25:47,853 Are you okay? - Yes. 986 01:25:49,556 --> 01:25:52,268 Do you know how to drive this thing? 987 01:25:52,295 --> 01:25:55,411 I was raised on a yacht club, so I know what I'm doing. 988 01:26:17,544 --> 01:26:20,428 Do you even know where we're going? 989 01:26:20,685 --> 01:26:25,072 Address me as 'captain'. - Fuck off, Alan. 990 01:26:26,487 --> 01:26:29,925 Do you know where we're going, Captain? 991 01:26:30,302 --> 01:26:35,233 Confirmed, cadet. We're going south, through the Gulf of Thailand. 992 01:26:35,234 --> 01:26:38,157 Great. 993 01:26:59,550 --> 01:27:01,876 Are you okay? 994 01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:05,560 I'm feeling a bit better already. - Nice. 995 01:27:06,446 --> 01:27:11,160 Listen Teddy, I'm sorry. We didn't want this to happen. 996 01:27:11,780 --> 01:27:15,308 It's funny, I don't remember anything about it... 997 01:27:15,412 --> 01:27:21,296 but when I woke up, I was happy. 998 01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:28,716 Do you have any idea where my finger is? 999 01:27:28,820 --> 01:27:31,597 We're wearing that a drug-dealing monkey. 1000 01:27:34,513 --> 01:27:41,095 Bangkok. - Yeah, right. Bangkok, damn it. 1001 01:27:54,740 --> 01:27:59,385 My apologies, there will be no wedding. - He's on his way. He'll be here soon. 1002 01:27:59,489 --> 01:28:04,753 Everyone go to the bar. We'll clean it up here. Please. 1003 01:28:05,273 --> 01:28:07,702 How can you do this, Dad? 1004 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,395 I told you I spoke to him he's coming. 1005 01:28:10,396 --> 01:28:13,513 You don't understand. 1006 01:28:13,976 --> 01:28:17,214 Look, there they are already. 1007 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,969 Alan, there's no dock. 1008 01:28:29,970 --> 01:28:33,168 Hold on tight. - Alan, slow down and turn the boat. 1009 01:28:33,169 --> 01:28:36,287 Hold on tight. - Is Alan driving the boat? 1010 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:41,297 Just go back a bit. 1011 01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:49,477 All a bit backwards. It's going to get worse before it gets better. 1012 01:29:06,402 --> 01:29:09,159 Hello, everyone. 1013 01:29:10,911 --> 01:29:13,296 We came in a little heavier than we planned. 1014 01:29:13,397 --> 01:29:16,483 Sorry we damaged the lawn. 1015 01:29:16,484 --> 01:29:19,252 It'll be fine. Some seed and it's all right. 1016 01:29:20,575 --> 01:29:23,544 I'm so happy to see you. 1017 01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:28,619 Teddy, here. - Hello, Dad. 1018 01:29:29,424 --> 01:29:32,542 Are you all right? - Yes. 1019 01:29:33,084 --> 01:29:36,708 Your hand. - I know. We had an accident. 1020 01:29:36,807 --> 01:29:39,639 Everything is fine with me. 1021 01:29:40,261 --> 01:29:42,886 This is your fault. - He's right. 1022 01:29:42,888 --> 01:29:46,694 I'm not quite been honest with you. 1023 01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:49,953 Don't do this. - Thanks Phil, I'll do it. 1024 01:29:50,437 --> 01:29:55,721 You said I was a joke. I'm not. 1025 01:29:56,134 --> 01:30:00,479 I'm not some weird, milky, ricey, watery... 1026 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:03,402 quack, which your little children and feeds old people. 1027 01:30:03,403 --> 01:30:07,831 Maybe I would be if you were add some cayenne pepper. 1028 01:30:09,527 --> 01:30:13,528 I wish I was a boring dentist with a boring life. 1029 01:30:13,529 --> 01:30:16,218 And boring friends. That's not true. I'm not like that. 1030 01:30:16,699 --> 01:30:20,837 I'm part of that weird wolf pack. - It's not weird. 1031 01:30:20,838 --> 01:30:23,977 It's fun. No membership fees. - I've heard enough. 1032 01:30:24,081 --> 01:30:27,853 Come here. 1033 01:30:28,023 --> 01:30:31,905 It's like this, man. I have a dark side. 1034 01:30:34,451 --> 01:30:38,663 There's a devil inside me. - It's true. He has seed in him. 1035 01:30:39,435 --> 01:30:43,542 I said, 'devil'. - You also have seed in you, from the... 1036 01:30:43,940 --> 01:30:46,487 That's not relevant. But, thanks, Alan. 1037 01:30:48,408 --> 01:30:54,269 The point is, that devil is taking me to some pretty strange places. 1038 01:30:54,270 --> 01:30:57,245 We lost Teddy for two days been to Bangkok. 1039 01:30:57,798 --> 01:31:02,457 But that same devil took us to hell and back to find him. 1040 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,884 We challenged Bangkok and we won. 1041 01:31:05,169 --> 01:31:08,581 If you ask me it is kinda cool. 1042 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:16,725 I love your daughter and I'm going to marry her. 1043 01:31:16,726 --> 01:31:18,868 Unless you have a problem with that? - No. 1044 01:31:18,968 --> 01:31:21,489 Good. 1045 01:31:21,490 --> 01:31:26,038 Now that's said, it would mean a lot to us... 1046 01:31:26,754 --> 01:31:29,902 if we could get your damn blessing. 1047 01:31:48,980 --> 01:31:53,331 That looks good. - Thanks, Phil. 1048 01:31:53,687 --> 01:31:56,891 You should also shave your head. - Why would I do that? 1049 01:31:56,893 --> 01:31:59,748 Then we look exactly alike. 1050 01:32:10,586 --> 01:32:14,437 Take good care of my daughter, Stu. - I will. 1051 01:32:22,739 --> 01:32:25,343 Sorry we killed almost everyone had with the boat. 1052 01:32:25,344 --> 01:32:28,276 I'm just glad you're here. 1053 01:32:29,972 --> 01:32:34,056 Don't worry about the tattoo that I'll have lasers done at home in LA. 1054 01:32:34,057 --> 01:32:38,007 It doesn't matter. I can get used to it. - Really and truly? 1055 01:32:41,090 --> 01:32:44,421 Shall we switch places? - Yeah, good. 1056 01:32:44,457 --> 01:32:48,387 Thank you. That's much better. 1057 01:32:49,340 --> 01:32:51,977 Dear family and friends. 1058 01:32:51,979 --> 01:32:57,984 On behalf of Stu and Lauren, I welcome you all welcome to celebrate this wedding. 1059 01:32:58,603 --> 01:33:01,913 We are here today to celebrate... 1060 01:33:56,097 --> 01:34:00,610 Would you like to stop for a moment? Thank you. 1061 01:34:08,338 --> 01:34:11,428 Hello, everyone. 1062 01:34:12,067 --> 01:34:16,150 I'm Alan Garner. 1063 01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:21,931 I want to thank the Asian people that we can be in your country. 1064 01:34:23,043 --> 01:34:27,739 I wanted to say that I am very happy to be here. 1065 01:34:27,740 --> 01:34:31,733 And I have a wedding present for Lauren and Stu. 1066 01:34:32,788 --> 01:34:39,272 I've thought about it for a long time and I hope so you appreciate it as much as I do. 1067 01:34:39,273 --> 01:34:42,342 Or do that. All right, guys. 1068 01:35:25,337 --> 01:35:29,431 What is that? - How do you like it? 1069 01:35:29,432 --> 01:35:31,440 Crazy. How did you do that? 1070 01:35:31,441 --> 01:35:35,413 My father had to make a lot of phone calls but then I said, you have to do it... 1071 01:35:35,414 --> 01:35:39,300 it's for my third best friend. - Alan, it's fantastic. 1072 01:35:39,301 --> 01:35:41,608 I love it. Thank you very much. 1073 01:35:41,609 --> 01:35:44,460 We only like him tonight but have, not permanently. 1074 01:35:45,351 --> 01:35:48,193 Understood. 1075 01:36:07,337 --> 01:36:12,462 You were great, Mike. - It's true. It was great. 1076 01:36:12,463 --> 01:36:15,525 Thanks, guys. That means a lot. Really and truly. 1077 01:36:15,526 --> 01:36:18,690 You really need to get that tattoo off your face have it picked up. 1078 01:36:18,691 --> 01:36:21,379 Yes, it will happen. 1079 01:36:23,312 --> 01:36:25,738 Sorry you had to change your performance. 1080 01:36:25,739 --> 01:36:27,652 It doesn't matter, Alan. - What are you talking about? 1081 01:36:27,653 --> 01:36:30,509 He would actually say 'Burning Up' the Jonas Brothers are going to sing... 1082 01:36:30,546 --> 01:36:32,864 but then I thought you didn't like Candy Rock. 1083 01:36:33,274 --> 01:36:36,967 Guys, you'll never believe this. - Is that your phone? 1084 01:36:37,299 --> 01:36:40,191 Yes. - Why didn't you ever try to call us? 1085 01:36:40,192 --> 01:36:42,226 The battery has been empty for two days. 1086 01:36:42,227 --> 01:36:44,604 I charged it again and I found all these photos. 1087 01:36:44,605 --> 01:36:48,224 What? - Yeah, some of them are quite bizarre. 1088 01:36:48,225 --> 01:36:50,580 Great, let's see. 1089 01:36:51,290 --> 01:36:55,618 No one needs to see this. - I'm Mike Tyson, I've seen it all. 1090 01:36:56,075 --> 01:36:59,249 It's fine. 1091 01:36:59,609 --> 01:37:02,592 Okay, let's take a look at them. - Then we erase them. 1092 01:37:03,350 --> 01:37:07,377 It'll be fine.